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 Apple Store to Open in Troy, MI

Hello, Reader. We wanted to take this opportunity to remind you that Apple is opening a new retail store this weekend in Troy Michigan!

So if you're anywhere in the area, you should head on over to the Somerset Mall and support the Mothership. If you're not sure about bring able to pull yourself away from your beloved Mac on a Saturday morning, chew on this: FREE T-SHIRT. Well, to the first 1000 people anyway. Also, you get to see all the new cool Apple products up close and personal-like, as well as talking and joking with fellow Mac-enthuiasts. PLUS if you go that's one more person in that huge line waiting to get into the Apple Store. And the more people we have in line, the more passers-by are going to say, "Hey, what are you guys waiting in line for?", and you can say, "Well, for the Apple Store's Grand Opening, Duh.". And then they'll ask what a Mac is, or why people get this pumped up about them, and you can then use your knowlede of All Things Macintosh to create another Switcher! Ta-Da!!! So, like, you really gotta go man. It's for the embetterment of the Universe, y'see?

As for us...uh...well we can't make it. Sorry. My cherished ibook is going to a new home soon and I need to spend some quality time with it. Alone. In the Bedroom. I MEAN - NO...er...I....you tricked me into saying that!

I gotta go...

10.11.2002, 12:31 PM, by

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