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 Since the switch to Dell, I have had many hardships, and it's great. No more coming home from work, and just doing something on the computer. No way, now when I get home I can spend hours fixing viruses, removing spyware, fixing registry problems, and even reinstalling windows!
But do you know what my favorite thing about windows is? The fact that some of these viruses can allow spammers to use your computer to send spam! So much so that I get a whole bunch of e-mail. How much you ask? Well between 1 AM and 10 AM this morning, I received One hundred and forty one e-mails. Every single one of them spam.
Plus, since I now use Outlook express, all the messages are put in to my inbox, so I have to check each one to make sure it isn't real! In Mac OS X's Mail, it would automatically put them in my "Junk Mail" folder, and I could just delete them, never getting the pleasure of sitting there, and checking each one.
Plus I am sure at least one of these e-mails had a virus, so I'm off to update and run my virus scanning, hopefully sometime tonight, I will have the computer healthy enough to get on walmart.com, and Download some edited music to use on my Dell Jukebox! |
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April 3 2004, 11:11 AM EDT, by
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| stickman67 |
4/4/04, 7:02 PM EDT |
My Favourite Thing About Windows
by Stick Man (Grade 2)
My favourite thing about windows is that they let in the sunshine and the sunshine is good and it helps the plants to grow.
My daddy says his favourite thing about windows is that the big piece of [censored] does not run on his Apple Mac computer and so he does not have to wurry about getting a [censored] virus every [censored] minute of the [censored] day.
My mummy says my daddy needs to eat some soap for his dirty mouth.
The end
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| stickman67 |
4/4/04, 7:09 PM EDT |
I miss Matt ...
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| rlhamon |
4/5/04, 1:29 AM EDT |
I can't understand in just three day's of my new Dell the Ctrl and Alt and my Delete key lettering has warn off. The letters are completely warn off Amazing Piece of Machinery. Also it's 1:20 am and I'm still up fixing a .dll error. I don't know what it is but I'm glad that I actually get to use my restore disk again I use to think that a restore disk was a waste of space but now I get to use them more than most programs that require a cd to play.
Boy late nights fighting with this machine is so much fun no one will be able to separate us it's death to we part now baby!
OH THIS WINDOWS COMPUTER IS SO FUN ... WAIT WHY IS MY CAPS LOCKED THE LIGHT ISN'T ON SO WHY IS MY CAPS LOCKED? NOW WAIT A (CENSORED) MINUTE THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! THIS (CENSORED) COMPUTER IS NOTHING BUT A PILE OF (CENSORED). YOU MOTHER(CENSORED) SON OF A (CENSORED) MICHAEL DELL YOUR COMPUTER IS A (CENSORED) WORTHLESS (CENSORED) NO (CENSORED) HAVING HEAPING PILE OF DOG (CENSORED) I AM ALMOST READY TO BREAK THIS (CENSORED) COMPUTER.
~Transmission Ended
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| Jonahan |
4/5/04, 1:59 PM EDT |
Whoa.... hey, pretty soon we're going to have to start censoring the word (CENSORED).
And speaking of Matt, I really thought he'd chime in during this whole Dell escapade thing. Must be off on some other Mac site, flaming them. Damn guy ... I mean, come on: pick a Mac site to be a troll on and stick with it. Don't jump around from site to site. It's not that I'm jealous or anything ....
Well ... ok maybe I am little jealous.
But he never calls any more!
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