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Editors note: this story was ran through the Shizzolator Prior to publication, fo-shizzle.

'Sup everyone! If yo' ass is like me, then when yo' ass seen P. Diddy wit tha dude's diamond encrusted iPod at da Video Music Awards after party, yo' ass immediately called your local jewelers see how much that shiznit would cost to get that done yo' iPod, know what I'm sayin'? (Then of course, yo' ass immediately dropped da idea when yo' ass gots an idea of da amount of paper be involved n' shit. )

Well now, thanks a company called "SiMPLE Solutions Technologies" yo' ass two can sport some serious bling on yo' iPod wit comparatively little cost, know what I'm sayin'? Behold da CrystalMini, a crystal encrusted iPod Mini wit "One Crystal per song" (1000) n' shit. While not diamonds, this little beast at just under $700 should help wit da cravings fo' bling-bling n' shit.

September 24 2004, 2:17 PM EDT, by




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elepimp 9/24/04, 4:43 PM EDT
i that ask snoop thing.

elepimp 9/24/04, 5:13 PM EDT
i like that**

whatsinaname9000 9/24/04, 6:07 PM EDT
yo, dat [doodoo] is off da SHIZ-NIT, ya kno what im sayin? someone hook me up wit some GREEN, so my pod's lookin like a sick mutha.

fo sho, yo.

whatsinaname9000 9/24/04, 6:08 PM EDT
(hey, it censored the s word)

sweetjimmyhugs 9/24/04, 6:30 PM EDT
[authentic white guy voice] Ahh, what is this "bling" you speak of?

Jonahan 9/26/04, 2:42 PM EDT
It's a double standard! The writers can say "[doodoo]" but the people in the comments can't!? That is some serious bull[doodoo], homes!

sweetjimmyhugs 9/26/04, 9:51 PM EDT
uhh, jonahan... it's your code...

what da fuck ? 9/27/04, 6:32 PM EDT
[doodoo] [edited]naughty word[/edited] blah-blah!!!

Jonahan 9/27/04, 6:55 PM EDT
Well I for one won't stand for it, that's for sure.

ZackMac 9/28/04, 2:55 AM EDT
Man, that [doodoo] stinks.

kermdawg 9/30/04, 2:25 AM EDT
imma get one. ya'll some po' azz nuckas if ya can't afford 1.

JAY P 10/7/04, 3:53 AM EDT
OFF DA HOOK! i want the Jaguar ONE,HOTNesS!

Yo just checked their site http://crystalmini.com they have an Order Form with Tiger print for special design... Damn ok i want Tiger now!



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