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“My Year following Cosmic Stan.” Episode 1 |
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 During the past year I have been on a secret mission for the 2guys Crew living on the street posing as a homeless man following Cosmic Stan. Stan has led me through many different cities in many different States.
One thing I have found amazing for a homeless person is that Stan always seems to find a way to come in to large sums of money, Almost every day he can be seen using an ATM machine then heading to the local Strip club for hours.
Stan does have a suprising number of contacts and I have to say many of the other Mac sites get their information from Stan. I am not in the liberty to say those other sites because, quite frankly, Stan has many skills that women find attractive (like bow hunting skills, numbchuck skills, computer hacking skills) and I don't want to get on his bad side. There is someone, however, that has profited from Stan and his rantings but will not give Stan his cut.
This man is no other than Rob Enderle who wrote the famous article about the G5 iMac not holding up in a earthquake. The original idea for this article did not come from Rob alone, instead it came when Rob was in an Apple Store in California when Stan, after spending all morning and most of the afternoon in a strip club, met with Rob. It appeared to me that this wasn’t the first time that they met, because in front of the store Rob handed Stan his favorite drink, a paper bag covered bottle of grap flavored Mad Dog 20/20 (which Stan guzzled down in a matter of seconds) and the two walked into the Apple store.
A few moments later, I walked in the store and got close to the two men sitting on the stools by the Genius Bar. Rob accedently bumped Stan's stool, and Stan jumped on the Genius Bar screaming “earthquake! hide the bananas! hide the bananas!” Stan then jumped off of the bar, bumped into an employee who then knocked over a new G5 iMac and landed on a pair of glasses, that an old lady had set down, and crushed them spreading glass all over the floor.
Stan, still running and screaming, runs out the big glass doors and down the sidewalk nearly running into famed Singer Gwen Stefani, while screaming “Falling Ground this Shit is Bananas! Shit is Bananas” (Which I later learned she turned into some kind of "song".)
After this incident I couldn’t find Stan for a few weeks. The trail to find Stan was almost ice cold when I finally got the break that I needed. I listen to a 2guy’s Pod Cast in which Stan was the special guest I was once again hot on Stan’s trail...
To be continued in following episodes of “My Year following Cosmic Stan.” |
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July 27 2005, 1:57 PM EDT, by |
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| DJ-LC |
7/27/05, 2:26 PM EDT |
Wow. I didn't know you could write a coherent article! It's even more coherent than mine. No seriously, ask Jonahan :-P.
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| rlhamon |
7/27/05, 2:56 PM EDT |
I can only write when I have taken my medication. Now I have to find where is that voice coming from.
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| speedy |
7/27/05, 10:56 PM EDT |
I don't think you are quite medicated enough.
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| DJ-LC |
7/28/05, 12:22 AM EDT |
Is the voice saying "bite off iKen's arm"? If so - it's probably Jonahan. If it's saying "give DJLC all your Macs" - it might be me.
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