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 With Apple Computer holding an event today to release a new product rumors are running rampant on the Internet as to what this product might be. Most sites are focused on this new product having to do with music, whether it be new iPods, iTunes4, or even a web based subscription music service.
However, my sources find all this buzz about the new product having to do with the music industry completely laughable. My sources tend to believe that the music angle is just too easy to believe. They claim that Apple used to be known as a company that thinks different and like to surprise its customers, so my sources are prepared for the proverbial curve ball to be thrown at them. My sources tend to think that while this product will have music and sound as a component, the main component will be an interactive digital video device. They tend to think that this new product will be the next stop on the digital hub. Here is the information that my sources leaked to me this morning.
Apple is preparing to unveil the iTouchmyself. It is an interactive adult entertainment device that simulates you actually appearing in specially designed movies. iTouchmyself makes you feel as though you are part of the action. iTouchmyself is a specially designed suit made from the latest microfibers that can duplicate any sensation the body may encounter, complete with DTS 5.1 surround sound including the ever popular classic theme music from the late 70's. iTouchmyself is a breakthrough in technology that will change the way people view adult entertainment.
My sources tend to think that Apple has been watching Internet trends and have happened to notice that viewership of adult entertainment continues to rise exponentially each year. Apple is a company out to make money, and what better way to make money than to take something that already has a large following and improve the current technology into something hardcore users are not going to be able to be without?
Well with that said, I guess we are all going to have to wait till 10 AM PDT to find out what the new product could possibly be. Of course my sources are heavily beating on the iTouchmyself being released. Well then again these same sources said that "The Cincinnati Bengals" were going to the Super Bowl last year.
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April 28 2003, 12:49 PM EDT, by |
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| Wasabe |
4/28/03, 6:23 PM EDT |
Ha! its all three. iPod, itunes4, and music store
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