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 Give It Up For Me!
Most of us have been unfortunate enough to witness Steve Ballmer running around like an idiot, sweating like a pig, and screaming things like "Give it up for me!", "I love this company!", and "I'm a complete and total tool!". OK, maybe he didn't say that last one. But then again, anyone who has seen the video knows he didn't have to say it. It was obvious.

Well, ever since that video surfaced, (and if you haven't seen it, I suggest you click here and watch it.) We have been both horrified and entertained as people all over the Web make fun of him. Now I bring to you, for your viewing pleasure, probably one of the funniest of the spoofs, Ballmer's iPod Commercial. Enjoy.

November 10 2003, 12:49 PM EDT, by




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rlhamon 11/10/03, 5:20 PM EDT
i swear balmer say's "i eat baby's" ... oh wait that's when i played it backwards sorry my mistake.

Serpico 11/10/03, 9:29 PM EDT
When I see Ballmer, I'm thankful for Steve and Philip. Um, some days.

Beemerit 11/11/03, 1:18 AM EDT
Remember the one were he went for like 5 min just saying developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers kinda of the same thing all he is, a trained monkey that jumps around on stage on que.

Mr. T. 11/11/03, 12:02 PM EDT
What a shill!!!! Amazing what a person (?) will do for money. I'm sure PETA is proud to have a rep finally in the spotlight.

Jonahan 11/11/03, 2:27 PM EDT
I don't think there's a word that can describe what seeing Ballmer makes you feel. It's sort of a cross between horror and curiosity at what the hell he's doing.

for more fun though, check out some banner ads at fringenet:

http://www.fringen et.net/niftyindex.php

Click on Lunatic Fringe and then punch or zap the monkey. I found it through a link over at Appleturns ;)

Jimmy 11/11/03, 5:16 PM EDT
"Remember the one were he went for like 5 min just saying developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers"

-He said developers 35 times.

Jonahan 11/12/03, 11:39 AM EDT
Holy [doodoo] ... that's a lotta developers ...

sweetjimmyhugs 11/12/03, 3:16 PM EDT
Ballmer makes me glad that I have opposable thumbs... Did you notice the wildlife tracking tag on his ear?

stickman67 11/12/03, 8:56 PM EDT
Has anyone noticed that string hanging out of the hole in his back?

speedyrev 11/14/03, 4:09 PM EDT
Try this:
http://jokke.dk/media/balmer.html
Check out the video at the bottom of the page!



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