It's Official - 10.2.5 Available via Software Update
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your Software Updates! 10.2.5 is now available. It fixes all the things iKen mentioned, and has some extra features as well. These include increasing your penis size by 3-4 inches overnight, removing the hard to burn fat from your hips thighs and buttocks, and using Apple's built-in Speech software to compliment the user and reassure you of the fact that you are a good person.
The only drawbacks are that 10.2.5 gives the user flaming hemmeroids, mysterious rashes, painful urination and the intense desire to watch Celine Dion in concert. But we think it's well worth it. Get it now!
April 10 2003, 2:54 PM EDT, by
Comments:
looker
4/10/03, 4:11 PM EDT
only 3-4 inches??
anonymouse
4/10/03, 4:42 PM EDT
course in guy-speak that is really 6-8 inches!
Jooblie
4/10/03, 4:42 PM EDT
Buddy, you just wait until Panther! lol ;)
nanny
4/10/03, 4:53 PM EDT
What about girth????
buttsausage
4/10/03, 5:32 PM EDT
but what about the size of your sack?
Dave
4/10/03, 6:20 PM EDT
3-4 inches? wow, i'll be able to see it now.
bushblows
4/10/03, 7:06 PM EDT
Can it help Bush grow a brain? And how about a heart for Dick?
Wasabe
4/10/03, 9:13 PM EDT
Panther will probably have a built in sprayer that sprays pheromones on you. =D
Iraqi Information Officer
4/11/03, 12:15 AM EDT
Very informative article, many many thanks for all this.......
Mark
4/11/03, 12:41 PM EDT
Does anyone know if 10.2.5 fixes the 'killa battery' effect?
Pormluver
6/4/04, 11:50 PM EDT
DSGEFDg
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Ladies and Gentlemen, start your Software Updates! 10.2.5 is now available. It fixes all the things 
