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 (Ok, this originally comes from an article at The Register, but it was way too funny not to delve a little deeper and share the hilarity with you.)
Have you ever thought that product descriptions for Macintosh accessories were too bland? Well no more! Enter newcolorshop.com. They have what look to be high-quality products with "Engrish" descriptions. For anyone who doesn't know, Engrish is Japanese which is horribly translated into English.
For example, you can purchase an Air Pad Sole for your Apple Pro Mouse which attaches to the base of the mouse and according to New Color Shop, "This time, the base of the mouse there is no rubbish and the soiling, please make the sea urchin clean."
Or, if you're having trouble keeping your fingers on your mouse, you could get a Mouse Gear Black, which has the following description:
"When raising Apple Pro Mouse, doesn't the finger slide? Above necessity you don't hold down strongly with the finger? You just hold down, it can raise lightly without sliding on the mouse by pasting the mouse gear of this artificial leather make."
If you're an iBook owner and are experiencing "Thermal problem cancellation", you can pick up a Palm Size Fan. "It can gush and the mouth being variable to be possible, it can jointly use with the cooling stand. As a desk fan you can use."
iPod owners, they didn't forget about you either! You can get yourself a lovely Cork Pit Daruma:
"Natural cork 100%, volume impression fully lovely base cutting spherical body iPod dedicated cradle. Button operation is possible easily even with while holds iPod securely with the natural material cork, is put. Damage is not done to either iPod itself completely with handmade of the cork craftsman who becomes skillful. Heat dissipation and the preeminence, electrification ratio almost with 0% protect iPod even from the static electricity."
Lastly, if your keyboard isn't at the proper angle, instead of just using something from around the house (pshaw), why not get a Universal Stand?
"With individual handmade it starts shaving from the aluminum lump. The shining where the aluminum is sluggish, makes the skill of the craftsman feel. We would like to incline the keyboard already a little. Because the cushion has belonged, there are no times when the stand and the tread contact directly."
Everyone needs an aluminum lump under their keyboard!
It's worth noting that every order comes with one absolutely FREE iColor Key! ("4 set of different color keyboard key, bring color back to your life") So get on over to New Color Shop and get spending! For best shopping have happy mouth life experience! |
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June 18 2003, 10:31 AM EDT, by
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| Jonahan |
6/18/03, 4:00 PM EDT |
Y'know...I almost wonder if folks at newcolorshop.com are playing a joke. Some of this stuff is just too messed up.
By the way there's a lot more on the site if you want to browse the items. :)
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