Today we will have dialogue between myself and some superior officers. This scene is what sort of happened yesterday during drill:
Sergeant: Duncan! Stop moving around!
Me: Yes Sergeant.
Sergeant: And get a shave!
Me: Yes Sergeant.
Sergeant: Your hair is too long. If you don't get a haircut after drill, I'll make up do pushups!
Me: Yes Sergeant.
Sergeant: Are you listening to me? Or just responding with, "Yes Sergeant" to everything I say?!
Me: Yes Sergeant.
Sergent: Well which one is it?
Me: Yes Sergeant.
At this point everyone is looking at us.
Sergent: Push ups! Now!
Me: Ah, shit.
Sergent: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Me: uhhh, I said Yes Sergeant.
Later on in the mess hall:
Sergent: DUNCAN! LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD!
Me: Mohdafda;fha
Sergent: AND DON"T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!
Me: fdajl;fdklas;f
Sergent: CHEW YOUR GODDAMN FOOD BEFORE YOU ANSWER ME!
Me: yefds
Sergent: Thats it. Push-ups as soon as you walk out of the mess hall.
Ok. Time for me to go to class. But lemme tell you, me and that Sergeant are gettting to know each other real well. But probably not in a good way. And don't mess with me, cause by the end of the year I'm gonna be one strong Macgeek.
August 27 2003, 9:11 AM EDT, by
Comments:
Jonahan
8/27/03, 5:24 PM EDT
I will not mess with the Wasabster. Did you have that toe looked at? That's really messed up and still has me grossed out!
Wasabe
8/27/03, 6:36 PM EDT
Ok. The toe is fixed up. The surgon some kind of plasma [doodoo] on it then just stuck it back on my toe. And now I don't hafta run during PT (physical training) for a week while my toe heals!
Jonahan
9/1/03, 12:00 PM EDT
That's good to hear :)
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