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 This operating system is rated "S" for ****
Just a quick note from the other side of the fence for your friday morning. Microsoft, the software giant known in the industry as a real knee biter, is having internal discussion about going against it's current plans to hold off all windows release until 2006 when they release a new version of the worst operating system in the world called "Longhorn", and are now discussing releasing another version of XP dubbed "Windows XP Reloaded".

Sources say each box will include a "blue pill" that will allow each user to stay in the "matrix" of shitty computing experience. This "blue pill" will also almost guarantee sales of it's next version of the operating system, code named "Revolutions" by implanting a feeling that the next version of windows has to get better, even though the truth clearly is that windows hasn't been good since.... since.... umm... hmm... you know, I don't think windows has ever been good.

Wake up Neo.

February 27 2004, 7:43 AM EDT, by




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okcalla 2/27/04, 8:55 AM EDT
well windows 3.1 was decent. i guess. please dont hurt me! but longhorn will suck big ol monkey balls. especially if youve seen any of the screen shots. and why the hell would you reload windoze XP unless it crashed entirely but even then load linux you stupid stupid mother of a cracker jack box worthless piece of...... all my web sites are censored by the school dammit.

rlhamon 2/27/04, 10:40 AM EDT
no even Windows 3.1 sucked. I have a mac classic that was built in 1991 that had more features and better operating system than any windows 95 machine. I won't mention how much better Mac OSX is better than anything else that I've used I've even been beta testing the new Sun Java Desktop and the released Sun Java Desktop. Java Desktop or Microsoft Windows and Linux is no comparison. Mac OS X is the Best operating system built.

iTom 3/5/04, 5:35 AM EDT
Think about this: I've read that B.Clinton used a Mac and that also Bush(whacker) is using an Apple too. Isn't this THE clue that Macs are much easier and safer to use than any Wintel-System. I mean when the most powerful mans can use a computer while they are fu*'ing, drink booze send young americans in to death, etc at the same time, THIS must be the proof of the highquality the Mac-OS stands for. Or?

(Sorry for my worse english)

Jonahan 3/10/04, 8:35 AM EDT
iTom, very true, very true. Let's hope they use the Macs only for good or for awesome!



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