"Windows for Macintosh": Best Windows Viruses Ported to the Mac
From the "I wish I woulda thought of that department":
MS software developers this week announced the latest version of its "Windows for Macintosh" bundle comes with MyDoom, Bagle, SoBig, LovSan/Blaster and Melissa already installed.
"We're saddened that nobody bothers to write crippling hacks for the Mac OS any more," said Chief Software Architect Bill Gates. "We know Mac people have been feeling left out for a very long time now, and we want to welcome them back into the family."
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March 24 2004, 4:26 PM EDT, by
Comments:
stickman67
3/25/04, 5:40 AM EDT
Phew! Lucky I didn't post a comment, 'cause I'd look pretty stupid in here talking to myself.
Hang on. What's that red light?
Is this thing on?
Oh sh*t!
rlhamon
3/25/04, 9:33 AM EDT
Yahoo finally I have a virus for the mac ... now I can stress about catching a virus. it feels so good to know Microsoft is finally doing something productive.
Tracy McGrady
4/6/04, 7:12 PM EDT
I get lots of viruses on mac, tons of them, via spam. Fortunately they just sit there in my attachments folder doing absolutely nothing. They look sooooo sad!
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