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CRT iMac Not Dead? |
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 As MacDailyNews reported yesterday, The CRT iMac has been removed from the pages of the Apple Store. While the CRT iMac is available for purchase by those in the education field, Mac lovers world-round fear that Uncle Steve is axing our favorite gumdrop machine from Apple's product lineup.
Fear not though, for 2 Guys a Mac and a Website (we really do need a shorter name, dammit) has learned that the CRT iMac is NOT destined for the big iMac playground in the sky. Instead the CRT iMac is in short supply because (get this) it will be the front line of attack against Iraq in the upcoming war. That's right, you heard it here first - the CRT iMac is the special crack force that will be used to soften up the Republican guard, protect oil wells and refineries and eventually spearhead the final drive to capture and/or kill the notorious Saddam Hussien.
Don't believe us you say? What is our source? Well, I almost hate to admit it, but we're acquaintances with a certain Flower Power iMac who spilled the beans. It wants nothing to do with the war and is heading to Canada. Damn tree-huggin hippies.
As for the other CRT iMacs that are proud enough to defend our country we say "Huzzah!". Not quite sure why we say that, but it sounds cool. We should thank the many brave iMacs who are risking kernel and keyboard to uphold freedom! Hail Indigo, Ruby and Sage, brave Snow and strong Graphite, thank you Lime, Tangerine, Strawberry and Blueberry. Blue Dalmation, you can pretty much kiss my ass - but go forward soldiers of America! You have our blessings and know that we're supporting you every step of the way. |
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March 19 2003, 1:18 PM EDT, by
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You know there are many feminists who are offended by the word woman and female because they have the words man and male in them. Well how about we call women and females himservants. I think it would spark a new era for the woman...I mean himservant.
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