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10.2.5 Survivor Story |
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 Even after hearing all of the pros and cons of updating my Mac with 10.2.5 as reported by Jonahan, I decided to give it a try and see what happened anyway. Here is my story.
8:00 AM
Started downloading the 10.2.5 update.
8:45 AM
Finished download and rebooted.
9:00 AM
Started writing this article.
9:05 AM
Realized this article is not going well.
Now after taking stock, I have the following to report:
I have not noticed an increase of penis size, removal of excess fat, rashes, painful urination, and thank God, I have no desire to see, hear, or do anything including Celine Dion. Keep in mind It has been installed for 15 minutes thus far.
I have noticed the hemorrhoids and an unmentioned side effect - wanting to format any PC with Windows on it!
I have also noticed the increased compliments, but fear they are like the ones that my wife gives like, "But you are so much better at taking the trash out."
9:20 AM
Finished article.
9:21 AM
Hmm... Celine Dion...
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April 11 2003, 9:19 AM EDT, by
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Comments:
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| HTML Samurai |
4/11/03, 9:59 AM EDT |
I just got back from the restroom, looks like I need to add painful urination to the list!
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| Self_Hating_PeeCee_User |
4/11/03, 11:03 AM EDT |
Celine Dion???......what about the Jews Princess from the west...whats her name again...Barbra Streisand ^_^ (I think I'm going to be sick)
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| Jonahan |
4/11/03, 12:04 PM EDT |
Oh no, not Mecha-Streisand!!!!
http://www.mrhatshellhole.com/versus/mechavsgodzilla.htm
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| Chandeler |
4/11/03, 4:02 PM EDT |
where's the girth???
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| HTML Samurai |
4/11/03, 4:04 PM EDT |
Oh-no!
I've got the rash now!
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| pooh |
4/11/03, 5:40 PM EDT |
Aw! Pain!!!!! (Don't Panic! I have just mindmelted with a Horta.)
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| Jonahan |
4/11/03, 9:01 PM EDT |
What's a Horta? As in Horta heard a Hoo?
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| Jonahan |
4/11/03, 9:07 PM EDT |
Er, that should be Horton heard a WHO, but nevermind ;)
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| HTML Samurai |
4/15/03, 8:29 AM EDT |
That size increase still has not happened yet!
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| Jonahan |
4/15/03, 8:35 AM EDT |
Hrmmmm......have you tried zapping the PRAM?
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| JP |
4/15/03, 7:49 PM EDT |
Is that like peeing on an electric fence?
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