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10.3.3's Hidden Features |
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 Well we've had a little time to investigate Apple's newest update, OS X 10.3.3 and figured we'd share our findings with everyone. It turns out that it's rock-solid and has tons of improvements. Some of which, like the ability to see connected network shares on the desktop or in the Finder, should have been in the original 10.3 install, but this update more than makes up for it's absence thus far.
See, we've discovered that on top of Apple's advertised updates and features, there are a lot more they didn't mention. A complete list of 10.3.3's updates and features follows below. You can thank us later.
• Improved midget scripting capability
• Tons more random nakedness
• Slot-loading Macs can now fire CD's out at extremely high rates of speed.
• When typing in a password with Caps Lock on, a mild shock is administered to the user.
• Updated jokes in the Speech software
• Makes Macs smell randomly like either grapes, roses, vanilla, pepsi, fish, or beer (Here's hoping you get a good one - Ed.)
• A special counselor program boosts the confidence of older Macs, letting them know they can still be productive members of society.
• Updated hibbity-jibbity module to 2.1.6.niner
• By default, a cron job triggers an AppleScript at random intervals which in turn uses Speech to compliment you on your pants. ("Nice Pants!")
• Enhanced "Laser" targeting
• The default Screensaver module is now a collection of pictures of Halle Berry's boobs
• Gives random pick-up lines: Bluetooth assesses the situation and displays the right pick-up line for the environment
• The few kernel panics that crop up now have multiple bouncing MultiColored Wheels of Death (MCWD)
• It's still not Windows
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March 17 2004, 8:28 AM EDT, by
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Comments:
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| Adam Jackson |
3/17/04, 10:11 AM EDT |
i thought it was acutally hidden features.
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| HTML Samurai |
3/17/04, 3:05 PM EDT |
I have also found that every half hour (on the dot) it gives me a tingle in my testicles...
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| dab2 |
3/18/04, 9:55 AM EDT |
10.3.3 did recognize a brand new Pioneer DVR-A07U without a hitch. I just went to the store, bought the drive a installed it in machine 10.3.3 did the rest. First disk burned like a charm. The only odd thing is that the system profiler says that it is a Pioneer DVR-107D and seems to emit a chocolate smell.
Mmmmmmm. Chocolate and fast burn times!
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| Raman |
3/18/04, 2:58 PM EDT |
Bro you missed your calling, hang up the geek sneakers and become a writer full time.... You have a gift, you make people laugh.... Well you make me laugh at least....
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| sweetjimmyhugs |
3/18/04, 3:21 PM EDT |
If you do hang up those geek sneakers I bet I could get some good money for them on ebay.
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